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Do you like the Friday The 13th movies? Think about that for a moment…..I’ll wait…Okay, I’m glad you thought about it. Now that the dumb introductory question’s out of the way, let’s get to the zaniness and carnage! As you may have guessed, I offer a list of my favorite moments from the Friday the 13th movie series. Now, these are my favorite moments, meaning you might have different ones. Hell, you may not even like what I’ll say, but it’s supposed to be a free country, so I’ll say it anyway. Here it goes:

#5. Freddy Vs. Jason

It didn’t win an Oscar, but you know what? The writers did about as good a job with it as anyone could reasonably expect. I also respect how, despite how insistent Friday fans are of Jason’s superiority against any prospective horror opponent, this movie reminded us that Freddy is also formidable. In the end, both characters take a substantial beating. Did Freddy win? Did Jason win? If you care very much about that question, you lose. Honestly, I think this movie could have brought about world peace if only ISIS and the United States government could watch it and see how their flailing quests for global supremacy are no less farcical.

#4. Crispin Glover Dances His Ass Off (Friday The 13th Part 4)

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