My Thoughts on Holidays (Including Patriotic Ones and the Laughable ‘War on Christmas’)

WANTED: Santa Claus (AKA Kris Kringle, Saint Nick, Father Christmas). Wanted for crimes against liberals. Reward: We will tax the rich to death, confiscate every last one of your guns, and make fun of Trump’s hair

It doesn’t seem like 2021 will end on a high note for many reasons, but here’s one that has to be high on the list: holidays.
What do I mean? Well, even after all the drama presented by 2020–21, it’s absolutely guaranteed that the whole “war on Christmas” culture war garbage will reoccur near the end of 2021.